FriedPrawnWithKurryNasi

2008-11-08T07:35:00.000-08:00

SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY! quick! i only have 20 more mins!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAD!!!!! from your fellow fpwkns!=D!

[pwei]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA BEAR?

2008-11-08T07:24:00.000-08:00

Thats the only pic i have of you =( But dunchu look pretty~ AHAHAHAHAH!!!! skin like a baby's bottom~ APAKANS

ANYWAYS

HAPPY BDAY FADDDDDDDDDD!!!! 17! 17 BAYBEH! 1 more year and u are LEGAL! u can have all the crazy wild sex legally now O_O HAAHAHAH! i'm kidding! but srsly.. you could...ahem.... MOVING ON... HAPPY BDAY! I miss chatting! O_O! GOOD LUCK in your O's. 8As? :D
WOoooOoo!!!

-Kus-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FADELEHHHH!!!

2008-11-08T07:02:00.001-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FADD!!! the first pic i took with u O_O the only pic i took HAAHAHAHAHA XD!!! ure 17~~ woOOoOoOoOoOoOoO GO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!! LATER WHEN U RAEACH 18 U DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEN THEN THEN THEN THE U FAIL THEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O!!!!!!! happy o lvling! all the best!! =D must get good marks~~~ u'll surely get good marks cause ur dad took ur laptop like how many months ago before o lvl start O_O maybe it was just 1 month HAHAH but yaaa O_O GOOD LUCK N HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =DD

2008-09-15T06:13:00.001-07:00

WAAZZAAAPPPP YOO!!! sorry for the amounted lack of updates! right now, kus is in uk, experiencing the best of europe while we all rot back home. -.-" never mind, he will be back on the 20th or so, with lots of things for us RIGHT KUS? =D! fad is currently studying his ass off for the upcoming olevels which is in less than 30 days. so much so that his ass with currently grow legs and run in circles till it hits a wall and deflates. XD! nad has been busy with her own thang~ she has been a good girl and studying, drawing, drawing and studying. so much so i havent seen her for along time to chat with her. i miss you nad!!!!!! <333!>

anyway, we will update as soon as we can- or when we get the motivation to do so. but before that, lets just say, please do not forget us and dont stop checking for updates! we cherish our readers alot (if we even have any...) and it will kill us to know that everyone gave up checking this blog. so please tag =] HAHAHAA! anyway off now to kill my brain cells with the wonders of physics XD!ciao muncha cha!

CONGRATULATION~ AND CELEBRATION~ ITS MARCUS' BIRTHDAY AND ITS HIS SESSION~

2008-08-21T09:15:00.000-07:00

That's supposed to be the cake but I suck so badly in drawing o.o AHHAHAHAHAHHA XD

Oh look, todays the day
the day of what?
it's Marcus' beeday~

Yes i was going to try and think of a rap
but it failed so badly it sounded so crap

So why not try something different, something new?
like rhyming while speaking, just like...mew?!

Holy cow holy crap I wouldnt know shiet
Sorry bro quickly tap, I really need some..kilt

Damnit

Fail...at rapping?!

I'm gonna write so much crap it will flood your mind with new possibilities

Ok here goes

When the titanic crashed, did you know what it hit?

It hit an iceberg...thats what they said

But the real thing that it hit was Aang...the avatar Aang!!!

Do you remember that Aang was in an ICEBERG at the beginning of the show?

Yes...it was Aang all along.....

AND THEN

What came out of the titanic when it crashed?

Everyone says humans...

It's wrong my friend...it's actually chickens...

They swam far and wide looking for land..

For years they did but they had no plan...

One day they found a piece of land!

They were exhausted from swimming and the all the water was soaked up into them

They became fat! and they forgot how fly! Thus they transformed into turkeys!

What was the island called once settlers came? They called the island...Turkey!!

Have you ever wondered why when elephants are cleaned, theres noone around...like seriously..theres only one person that cleans an elephant.. Where'd everybody go?

I'll tell you where they went...they crawled into the elephants ass and partied inside.

DID YOU KNOW ELEPHANTS CONTAINED A PALACE IN THEM!?

At the present rate, elephants are declining because so many people want to go in them, to party, to use them for their own greedy purposes!

During the ice age, men had nowhere to go except one place....DAMN STRAIGHT, they went into the mammoths for safety! Mammoths went extinct and men survived...Do you not see the connection!?

Men surviving ice age, chickens swimming for years and becoming fat turning to turkeys, elephants having palaces in them, Aang being in the iceberg all along that crashed the titanic...

These theories..no, not theories..facts...they're all interconnected somewhere somehow!

Filled with the knowledge found inside an old library of the now present day Moon, The Munyans have discovered that their ancestors were wiped out in the year 2008

Another information found from the Sun library shows that The Sunnians were the descendants of Turkeys!
Turkeys found land in the month of 8

The 22nd platoon from the Peace corps of the Plutonian army won the battle against the galactus federation

Whoa...what's all these numbers!?

22nd...8....2008...

22nd August 2008!?

KUS! YOUR BIRTHDAY!

*slams drum*

WHICH IS TODAY!!!

*slams drum*

WOoOOoO~O~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY

*slams drum*

MAAAAAJIDE!!!!!!

Sorry you had to read so much crap... I didnt know what else to say so yeah =D Have a happy day, enjoy your day, enjoy your sweet sixteen and may everything you wish for come true, and good luck in everything you do! And good luck for you test! WoOOoOO~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-21T09:07:00.000-07:00

HAPPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY KUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Hey there babeh~ ure ma loveee~~~~~ *deep voice* *wink wink* O.O AHAHAHAHAHA *sniif sniff* seeems like it was only yesterday~~~~~ when u were short n chubby~ look at them lemak!!! O.O now ure all grown up! ure a man now!! you macho! HURRGHHH!!! O.O!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O.O YOU!!!!! dunchu start thinking like those old ppl!! tht only talk bout bout bout teapots! why teapots??!?!?!! i have no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *POKES!!!!! STABS!!!!!*

2008-08-21T06:29:00.000-07:00

MARCUS TAN LI KHEE IS 16 TODAY!!!! HE'S OLDER HE'S WISER HE'S CRAZIER THAN BEFORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BUT NEVER UNDERESTIMATE HIM COZ EVEN THOUGH HE'S OLDER, HE'LL STILL BE HIMSELF NEVERTHELESS! HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT KID IN YOUR HEARTS THAT YOU WANT TO PINCH HIM LIKE NUTS AND LAUGH ALONG WITH HIM! I DONT KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, IF I NEVER MET HIM, HOW THE WORLD WOULD LOOK BLEAK WITHOUT HIM MAKING ME WHO I AM NOW. Mr. P, ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

They say 1 year older, 1 year wiser,

they just mean you're 1 year closer to your driving license.

2 years are coming, two years are going,

your body is starting to mutate and its showing.

3 years to go, before you can get drunk,

make sure you know what to do with that body in your trunk.

4 years ago, you got your picture taken,

that picture will be used if you go to prison.
5 years to go, before you're 21.

dont stop smiling now, you're still having fun.

6 years to go, till you finish school,

dont go getting laid yet like a fool.

7 years is running, time to clean up your act,

make sure you get rid of all the skeletons, cobwebs and crack.

8 years to go, before you go out looking,

make sure you can find someone who is good in cooking.

9 years to come, you're 25.

by now you should be married to your wife.

10 years from now, you should think about kids.

the small and cute ones in which your pockets can fit.

11 years are coming now, its time you get a job,

in the dentistry section, where you deal with drills and clogs.

12 years are falling, down on your head,

you're 28 now, its time you plan your schedule way ahead.

13 years from now, its 3-0 minus one.

it will me one more year for you to have your fun.

14 years to go, you're the big 3-0!

lets hope you have made up your mind to travel the world.

15 is here, i think i've made it clear

make sure you enter your 30s by facing your fears!

16 on the dot, you're 32 if not.

lets hope you havent begun to rot.

so you see my dear friend,

you're future is short.

mistakes to be amended,

peace making is the resort.

lets hope you take this poem to heart

dont ignore it like an old fart.

remember it well remember it long,

just like your old nickname long dong!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUS!!

HAPppPpppyy Birrthhhdayyy Pei Wei!!

2008-08-01T09:13:00.000-07:00

Happy sweet sixteenth!!! Sorry lambat =P Terrible terrible my apologies~

Yay! The cupcake is done! =D Im terrible at drawing though =/ Doesnt even look like the frosting...or the cherry..or ....something I dunno

Anyway hope you enjoyed your birthday! Damn it's already past 12, Happy belated then LOL weeeeeeee~~

2008-08-01T05:25:00.000-07:00

HAAAPPPYYYY SIIIXXTEENNNTTTHHH BIIRRTTHHHDDAAAAYYYY PEEIII WEEEEIIII!!!!!!!!!!!1 *HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* so gay i didnt get to go to ur ur ur party thing =[ HAHAHAHA HAPPY BDAY!!! =DDDD someone's old now~~~ oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO~~ if ure in america!! u get to drive now!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHA O.O AHAHAHAHAHAH O.O HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*BITES*

*HUGS*

*KISSES*

*SUCKS* o.o

<3 color="#33ccff">Nad

Happy

2008-07-31T21:12:00.000-07:00

Great Times We've had =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEI WEI!!!!!

HAVE A BLESSED BIRTHDAY VP! VEEE PEEE!

SWEET SIXTEEN ORH SOMEONE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MAH BEST FRIEND PEI WEI =)

May you have a blessed birthday and many more to come

Hope you enjoy your

W880i!

-Kus-

2008-07-13T02:54:00.000-07:00

[peiwee]

that my dear friends, was teo during cheezbox. decided to give him the keyboard to type whatever crap he wanted as a guest blog. HAHAAHHA! anyway... moving on....

(8) i dont wanna miss a thing~(8)

music courses through my ears, rythm through my body, going with the flow.

how i love music....

i was dancing in the club, the dj spins the music. i was free, music was feeding my soul.

then she came in. wei-destroyer.

she looks at me, i'm having fun.

i ignored her.

she came over, she watched what i was doing. i was dancing.

i ignored her.

she looks at the dj.

i was curious, i looked at the dj too.

the dj was busy, he spins it the mixer like crazy..

she takes a step forward.

i yelled at her to stop.

she ignores me.. (dammit! she's using my tactic!)

she walks towards him. stares into his eyes.

he smiles at her. continues to spin the mixer.

she opens her mouth...

wide...

the dj's eyes opened wide with disbelief.

*CHOMP!*

she ate the mixer.

there is no more music.

all is silent.

everyone looks at her.

she licks her lips.

she walks off joyfully towards the sunrise.

everyone looks at me..

fark.

Drunken singers!! YAMAN LOL XD

2008-07-13T02:34:00.000-07:00

Guess who? AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA XDDDDDD

I hope they dont kill me for posting this up HAHAHAHAHA XD

-Fad

2008-07-10T01:13:00.000-07:00

am at? cheezbox at the moment with kurry boy and teo-eyy! first time here and its sort of feeling weird? hhaaha! anyway... continuation.....

she walks around.... she went to wonderlandd and met the sugar plum curry fairy.... wtf? she said... then suddenly the sugar plum curry fairy shouted HIIII!!! and freaked her out alot. then she screamed and cried herself out.. then the sugar plum curry fairy was very freaked out as cuz it was not used to be hearing very loud sound coming from a very crazy girl. then the sugar plum curry fairy (SPCF) said please dont cry, here have a cookie with pearls on top and with coconut shavings. then she took the cookie and ate it. on the first bite it tasted sweet then on the second it became sour then sweet again. she was immediately hooked on thefirst time. it was lie taking cocaine. *dum dum dum dummmmmmm* / *jeng jeng jeng jeng* played SPCF on the keyboard. she turned around n saw SPCF playing maroon5- goodnight goodnight and she immediately fell asleep. when she finally woke up she found herself in a cave and SPCF was at the entrance of the cave. she asked SPCF where is she and SPCF said tht she was in SPCF's house.

fpwkn monsters~ =D

2008-07-06T10:18:00.000-07:00

Fadzilla, Kuskong, Kangnadstan and Wei Destroyer O_O

-Nad-

Beware of the teletubbies!

2008-07-06T09:51:00.000-07:00

THATS RIGHT... BEWARE OF THE TELETUBBIES!!

Barney's fine =)
He loves you,
You love him...

Message brought to you LIVE from Marcus TV News.

The little town of chickenville

2008-07-06T02:06:00.000-07:00

It was a normal day at chickenville, a little town somewhere off the west of a small island found on the map. No idea where it is? Neither do I, but let's just leave it at that for now =D

The town of chickenville was populated with lots of roosters, hens and chicks. All of them could talk and none of them has ever seen a human before.

One of them was Ricky McChickenheim. He was an outspoken rooster, always speaking his mind out and always helping people out. Everyone loved him, he had many fans and no enemies.

One day a chick got stuck in a tree. Since there were no firefighters in the town, noone could help the helpless chick!

"SOMEONE SAVE MY CHICK!!" the mother cried out

Suddenly Ricky sprang into action and shone brightly, blinding everyone. He was too brave and amazing! He jumped up, grabbed the chick and came crashing down on his head.

"Thar you go maam" Ricky handed the chick over to some evil rooster without realising.

The rooster smiled and quickly flapped his wings to fly away but he was too heavy.

"Hoover dam I'm too heavy. How the frying pan am I gonna escape?!" he looked around and saw a car. He hotwired the car and drove off with the chick.

"Oh my chickenness!! Someone took my chick!!!!" the mother yelled again

Ricky had to do something cause he thought it was all his fault..

He quickly went into a barn and came crashing out of the roof and fell on his head again.

"Right..chickens cant fly..." he said

Anyway, he slowly walked to a plane and flew off

He was known from that day onwards as...CHICKENMAN!

No chickens or any other living things were harmed during the making of this story. Thank you for understanding =)

Wei-destroyer

2008-07-05T20:28:00.000-07:00

[peiwee]

her smile... so devilish....

she looks at us....

she licks her lips....

ohhh crap......

then her attention diverted to something else.

she seems to be looking at us, but there's a faraway look in her eyes.

curious, i looked behind. so do you.

all i see is a big gaping hole in the ground where the building thats in her tummy now used to stand magnificently.

BUT WAIT!

i see something

his body so smooth and shiny

in such a bold colour and looking very chic

he purrs like no one purred before.

you could fall in love with him in a second.

i look back at the lady, she stares intently at him. you could see she wants him. she wanted him as much as she wanted food. she inches towards him.. comes as close as she could.

he doesnt care. he stands bravely. he's not afraid of her.

she bends down to kiss him.. inches away from him, she stretches her mouth.

"ROOOOOOOAAAARRR!!!"

*chomp*

my eyes popped out of my head. i was speechless. i... couldnt... believe what i saw.....

SHE ATE THE RED FERARI!!! OF ALL THINGS TO EAT SHE ATE A SLEEK RED FERARI!!! #$@!!!!

i got angry. it was my dream to own one, and never have i ever come this close to one before.... and she has to go eat it! damn lady.. and because of this, i dubb her: wei-destroyer! she destroys everything i wanted. she'll destroy my life and dreams. no doubt.

the end!

to be continued! =D

The Adventures of Sushiman!

2008-07-05T06:34:00.000-07:00

Episode2:

On a peaceful day in the City of Sushiville...

PAPA BEAR WAS ON A RAMPAGE!!!!

He lost baby bear... he was FURIOUS!!!

Sushiman found baby bear alone...

When Papabear found sushiman patting baby bear

on the head... he thought sushiman was an enemy!!

He then ate sushiman....

and papa bear and baby bear lived happily ever after...

OR DO THEY.....

Erotic Story

2008-07-05T04:51:00.000-07:00

It was a dark.. stormy night..

Pamela was at home... all alone....

She was sitting on her couch... eating strawberries..

She pressed the strawberries onto her lips...

Slowly...indulging the flavour of the strawberry...

Chewing Slowly.... and swallowing....

The lights then went off.. she suddenly felt a sensation in her..

She took off her sweater.... and reached in......

for the cherries on the table....

pressed it on her lips.. rubbing it all over

and then chewing it slowly...

Absorbing the succulent flavours...

The door bell rang... she opened it ...

a man then pushed her to the couch...

and pinned her down...

OH U NAUGHTY! READING THIS FAR =O!

U GOTS PUNKD >=D!

-The End-....
or izzit..... >=O...

Yes i'm tht jobless... -kus-

Bob n the Squirrel =]

2008-07-04T06:15:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time~ there was a lil boy called Bob. He loves to eat especially when the food is raw =D One day he saw a squirrel~ he was ready with his fork n spoon. Thinking bout which part of the squirrel he should eat first or maybe he should eat it whole! o.o
but! in an instant! the squirrel bit Bob's head! he went "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then the squirrel swallowed him slowly~

finally~ he's in the squirrel's tummy~ and the squirrel lived happily ever after with a craving for human meat. THE END! =DD

-Nad-

Part 1- how it all began.

2008-07-04T03:46:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone! peiwee here =]
i shall begin my story in just about.....now.

She thought no one loved her. no one cared about her... so she ate her feelings away. she ate what was in her fridge, what was on the table, whatever that was edible. She felt alone... food was her only companion. when she couldnt find anything nice to eat, she cooked. a slice of toast in a pan filled with melted butter to the brim. she made pizza from lard, topped with three kilos of cheese, and ate the whole pizza herself in less than 30 seconds. she felt alone... so very alone....

one day, she ran out of cheese. she was hungry after her walk from her bedroom to the kitchen. it made her raveneous.... she felt something boiling in her. she started seeing red. "ROOOOAARRR!!!! WHERE IS MY CHEESEEEEEE!!!!!!", she screams till her fridge collapsed. seeing her fridge collapse, her anger turned to tears for the fallen fridge. " NOOOOO~! DONT DIE ON ME BABY! YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND! MY KEEPER OF MY OTHER FRIENDS!" but it was too late. it was gone. after 3 weeks of hard core storage of food, the constant opening and closing of the door as if it was alive and talking, the heavy load of cheese that smells like barf, it couldnt stand the pain anymore.

after what felt like an eternity, she slowly got up. one leg up, 300 calories burnt. second leg up, another 300 calories burnt. she's in the sitting position. she counts in her mind:

"one"

"two"

"THREE!"

she's up. standing vertically. 1000000000000 calories burnt. it was.... A MIRACLE!

her tummy, the size of the rugby field of St.andrew's school singapore, gave a rumble that broke the windows in her kitchen. she couldnt take the rumble. she felt hungry. she needed to eat.

"ROAAAARRRR!!!!!!"

"FEE FYEEE FOOO FUM! I'M AS HUNGRY AS A BEGGAR IN THE SLUMS!"

she stomps.

the lights fall down.

it was mayhem.

she stomps to the Company of Money Money Money's building, which was just next door.

she lets out her horrific roar.

she farts.

she opens her mouth.

opening.

opening.

STILL opening.

how long does it take to open your mouth?

*gulp*

she ate the building in less than 10 seconds.

she's still hungry.

she looks at you.

she looks at me.

she smiles devilishly..

TO BE CONTINUED! =D! TUNE IN!

O.M.G Awesome lego chess set!!

2008-07-04T03:40:00.000-07:00

This is Channel [F] broadcasting special news

Today at around 6:20 PM -ish, Faddy has found out about a new lego set..Not just any lego set..But a super awesome wtfomg tht roxors my soxorz type of set =D Here's Faddy 2 with the official story

Faddy 2: Holy holy super holy cow!

LEGO is gonna release an awesome looking chess set that's around the US$200~ ish range. Fark such a high price. But look at the pictures!!

It's 2481 pieces(576 of which are the individual shiny black and white checkered tops on the playfield). Imba looking..and awesome looking. Must...BUY!!! AHHHHH.

For more information check out the product website:

http://shop.lego.com/ByCategory/Product.aspx?p=852293&cn=233&d=263

Thank's for watching. Tune in next time for more special news bulletin. Faddy 2 signing out.

Channel [F]

2008-07-04T00:22:00.000-07:00

This is...Channel(channel~), F!(F~)

As kus has stated, the blog has been officially opened! It is roughly 3:25 PM according to my time and this will officiallly be my first post.

In local news, A man was so hungry, that he got angry, and he ate a whole building. Giving you live coverage from the scene, it's Faddy 1!

Faddy 1: Hello Faddy! Yes, as you probably have heard, there is INDEED a man that was so hungry, that he got angry and ate a whole building!
Faddy: How the hell did he eat a whole building?!
Faddy 1: I don't know!!

KRSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHRRSHHHH

Faddy: It's kinda...windy there isn't it?
Faddy 1: Yeah! Other buildings have started to topple and the earthquake they made has blown dust everywhere and winds reaching up to 300km/h have been sighted
Faddy: Cut the crap! Where's the building eating man?!

.........

Faddy: Faddy 1?

....

Faddy: Faddy 1!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry for the invonvenience but we have apparently lost transmission with Faddy 1.

Tune in tomorrow for breaking news on the building eating man~

*Channel [F] theme song plays in the background*

The Adventures of SUSHIMAN

2008-07-04T00:14:00.000-07:00

Episode 1.

One day, as sushiman was walking down the street....

A ninja popped up in front of him and surprised him!

The ninja then tried to attack him...
but sushiman kicked his ass!

The ninja then ran home crying..
-The End-

Opening

2008-07-03T23:56:00.000-07:00

WE NOW OPEN THE RANDOM..

FPWKN

*cuts Ribbon*

*applause*

=)