Hey everyone! peiwee here =]
i shall begin my story in just about.....now.
She thought no one loved her. no one cared about her... so she ate her feelings away. she ate what was in her fridge, what was on the table, whatever that was edible. She felt alone... food was her only companion. when she couldnt find anything nice to eat, she cooked. a slice of toast in a pan filled with melted butter to the brim. she made pizza from lard, topped with three kilos of cheese, and ate the whole pizza herself in less than 30 seconds. she felt alone... so very alone....
one day, she ran out of cheese. she was hungry after her walk from her bedroom to the kitchen. it made her raveneous.... she felt something boiling in her. she started seeing red. "ROOOOAARRR!!!! WHERE IS MY CHEESEEEEEE!!!!!!", she screams till her fridge collapsed. seeing her fridge collapse, her anger turned to tears for the fallen fridge. " NOOOOO~! DONT DIE ON ME BABY! YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND! MY KEEPER OF MY OTHER FRIENDS!" but it was too late. it was gone. after 3 weeks of hard core storage of food, the constant opening and closing of the door as if it was alive and talking, the heavy load of cheese that smells like barf, it couldnt stand the pain anymore.
after what felt like an eternity, she slowly got up. one leg up, 300 calories burnt. second leg up, another 300 calories burnt. she's in the sitting position. she counts in her mind:
"one"
"two"
"THREE!"
she's up. standing vertically. 1000000000000 calories burnt. it was.... A MIRACLE!
her tummy, the size of the rugby field of St.andrew's school singapore, gave a rumble that broke the windows in her kitchen. she couldnt take the rumble. she felt hungry. she needed to eat.
"ROAAAARRRR!!!!!!"
"FEE FYEEE FOOO FUM! I'M AS HUNGRY AS A BEGGAR IN THE SLUMS!"
she stomps.
the lights fall down.
it was mayhem.
she stomps to the Company of Money Money Money's building, which was just next door.
she lets out her horrific roar.
she farts.
she opens her mouth.
opening.
opening.
STILL opening.
how long does it take to open your mouth?
*gulp*
she ate the building in less than 10 seconds.
she's still hungry.
she looks at you.
she looks at me.
she smiles devilishly..
TO BE CONTINUED! =D! TUNE IN!
One day he saw a squirrel~ he was ready with his fork n spoon. Thinking bout which part of the squirrel he should eat first or maybe he should eat it whole! o.o 
and the squirrel lived happily ever after with a craving for human meat. THE END! =DD 
