CONGRATULATION~ AND CELEBRATION~ ITS MARCUS' BIRTHDAY AND ITS HIS SESSION~

That's supposed to be the cake but I suck so badly in drawing o.o AHHAHAHAHAHHA XD

Oh look, todays the day
the day of what?
it's Marcus' beeday~

Yes i was going to try and think of a rap
but it failed so badly it sounded so crap

So why not try something different, something new?
like rhyming while speaking, just like...mew?!

Holy cow holy crap I wouldnt know shiet
Sorry bro quickly tap, I really need some..kilt

Damnit

Fail...at rapping?!

I'm gonna write so much crap it will flood your mind with new possibilities

Ok here goes

When the titanic crashed, did you know what it hit?

It hit an iceberg...thats what they said

But the real thing that it hit was Aang...the avatar Aang!!!

Do you remember that Aang was in an ICEBERG at the beginning of the show?

Yes...it was Aang all along.....

AND THEN

What came out of the titanic when it crashed?

Everyone says humans...

It's wrong my friend...it's actually chickens...

They swam far and wide looking for land..

For years they did but they had no plan...

One day they found a piece of land!

They were exhausted from swimming and the all the water was soaked up into them

They became fat! and they forgot how fly! Thus they transformed into turkeys!

What was the island called once settlers came? They called the island...Turkey!!

Have you ever wondered why when elephants are cleaned, theres noone around...like seriously..theres only one person that cleans an elephant.. Where'd everybody go?

I'll tell you where they went...they crawled into the elephants ass and partied inside.

DID YOU KNOW ELEPHANTS CONTAINED A PALACE IN THEM!?

At the present rate, elephants are declining because so many people want to go in them, to party, to use them for their own greedy purposes!

During the ice age, men had nowhere to go except one place....DAMN STRAIGHT, they went into the mammoths for safety! Mammoths went extinct and men survived...Do you not see the connection!?

Men surviving ice age, chickens swimming for years and becoming fat turning to turkeys, elephants having palaces in them, Aang being in the iceberg all along that crashed the titanic...

These theories..no, not theories..facts...they're all interconnected somewhere somehow!

Filled with the knowledge found inside an old library of the now present day Moon, The Munyans have discovered that their ancestors were wiped out in the year 2008

Another information found from the Sun library shows that The Sunnians were the descendants of Turkeys!
Turkeys found land in the month of 8

The 22nd platoon from the Peace corps of the Plutonian army won the battle against the galactus federation

Whoa...what's all these numbers!?

22nd...8....2008...

22nd August 2008!?

KUS! YOUR BIRTHDAY!

*slams drum*

WHICH IS TODAY!!!

*slams drum*

WOoOOoO~O~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY

*slams drum*

MAAAAAJIDE!!!!!!

Sorry you had to read so much crap... I didnt know what else to say so yeah =D Have a happy day, enjoy your day, enjoy your sweet sixteen and may everything you wish for come true, and good luck in everything you do! And good luck for you test! WoOOoOO~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY KUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Hey there babeh~ ure ma loveee~~~~~ *deep voice* *wink wink* O.O AHAHAHAHAHA *sniif sniff* seeems like it was only yesterday~~~~~ when u were short n chubby~ look at them lemak!!! O.O now ure all grown up! ure a man now!! you macho! HURRGHHH!!! O.O!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O.O YOU!!!!! dunchu start thinking like those old ppl!! tht only talk bout bout bout teapots! why teapots??!?!?!! i have no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *POKES!!!!! STABS!!!!!*

MARCUS TAN LI KHEE IS 16 TODAY!!!! HE'S OLDER HE'S WISER HE'S CRAZIER THAN BEFORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BUT NEVER UNDERESTIMATE HIM COZ EVEN THOUGH HE'S OLDER, HE'LL STILL BE HIMSELF NEVERTHELESS! HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT KID IN YOUR HEARTS THAT YOU WANT TO PINCH HIM LIKE NUTS AND LAUGH ALONG WITH HIM! I DONT KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, IF I NEVER MET HIM, HOW THE WORLD WOULD LOOK BLEAK WITHOUT HIM MAKING ME WHO I AM NOW. Mr. P, ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

They say 1 year older, 1 year wiser,

they just mean you're 1 year closer to your driving license.

2 years are coming, two years are going,

your body is starting to mutate and its showing.

3 years to go, before you can get drunk,

make sure you know what to do with that body in your trunk.

4 years ago, you got your picture taken,

that picture will be used if you go to prison.
5 years to go, before you're 21.

dont stop smiling now, you're still having fun.

6 years to go, till you finish school,

dont go getting laid yet like a fool.

7 years is running, time to clean up your act,

make sure you get rid of all the skeletons, cobwebs and crack.

8 years to go, before you go out looking,

make sure you can find someone who is good in cooking.

9 years to come, you're 25.

by now you should be married to your wife.

10 years from now, you should think about kids.

the small and cute ones in which your pockets can fit.

11 years are coming now, its time you get a job,

in the dentistry section, where you deal with drills and clogs.

12 years are falling, down on your head,

you're 28 now, its time you plan your schedule way ahead.

13 years from now, its 3-0 minus one.

it will me one more year for you to have your fun.

14 years to go, you're the big 3-0!

lets hope you have made up your mind to travel the world.

15 is here, i think i've made it clear

make sure you enter your 30s by facing your fears!

16 on the dot, you're 32 if not.

lets hope you havent begun to rot.

so you see my dear friend,

you're future is short.

mistakes to be amended,

peace making is the resort.

lets hope you take this poem to heart

dont ignore it like an old fart.

remember it well remember it long,

just like your old nickname long dong!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUS!!

HAPppPpppyy Birrthhhdayyy Pei Wei!!

Happy sweet sixteenth!!! Sorry lambat =P Terrible terrible my apologies~

Yay! The cupcake is done! =D Im terrible at drawing though =/ Doesnt even look like the frosting...or the cherry..or ....something I dunno

Anyway hope you enjoyed your birthday! Damn it's already past 12, Happy belated then LOL weeeeeeee~~

HAAAPPPYYYY SIIIXXTEENNNTTTHHH BIIRRTTHHHDDAAAAYYYY PEEIII WEEEEIIII!!!!!!!!!!!1 *HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* so gay i didnt get to go to ur ur ur party thing =[ HAHAHAHA HAPPY BDAY!!! =DDDD someone's old now~~~ oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO~~ if ure in america!! u get to drive now!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHA O.O AHAHAHAHAHAH O.O HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*BITES*

*HUGS*

*KISSES*

*SUCKS* o.o

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