That's supposed to be the cake but I suck so badly in drawing o.o AHHAHAHAHAHHA XD
Oh look, todays the day
the day of what?
it's Marcus' beeday~
Yes i was going to try and think of a rap
but it failed so badly it sounded so crap
So why not try something different, something new?
like rhyming while speaking, just like...mew?!
Holy cow holy crap I wouldnt know shiet
Sorry bro quickly tap, I really need some..kilt
Damnit
Fail...at rapping?!
I'm gonna write so much crap it will flood your mind with new possibilities
Ok here goes
When the titanic crashed, did you know what it hit?
It hit an iceberg...thats what they said
But the real thing that it hit was Aang...the avatar Aang!!!
Do you remember that Aang was in an ICEBERG at the beginning of the show?
Yes...it was Aang all along.....
AND THEN
What came out of the titanic when it crashed?
Everyone says humans...
It's wrong my friend...it's actually chickens...
They swam far and wide looking for land..
For years they did but they had no plan...
One day they found a piece of land!
They were exhausted from swimming and the all the water was soaked up into them
They became fat! and they forgot how fly! Thus they transformed into turkeys!
What was the island called once settlers came? They called the island...Turkey!!
Have you ever wondered why when elephants are cleaned, theres noone around...like seriously..theres only one person that cleans an elephant.. Where'd everybody go?
I'll tell you where they went...they crawled into the elephants ass and partied inside.
DID YOU KNOW ELEPHANTS CONTAINED A PALACE IN THEM!?
At the present rate, elephants are declining because so many people want to go in them, to party, to use them for their own greedy purposes!
During the ice age, men had nowhere to go except one place....DAMN STRAIGHT, they went into the mammoths for safety! Mammoths went extinct and men survived...Do you not see the connection!?
Men surviving ice age, chickens swimming for years and becoming fat turning to turkeys, elephants having palaces in them, Aang being in the iceberg all along that crashed the titanic...
These theories..no, not theories..facts...they're all interconnected somewhere somehow!
Filled with the knowledge found inside an old library of the now present day Moon, The Munyans have discovered that their ancestors were wiped out in the year 2008
Another information found from the Sun library shows that The Sunnians were the descendants of Turkeys!
Turkeys found land in the month of 8
The 22nd platoon from the Peace corps of the Plutonian army won the battle against the galactus federation
Whoa...what's all these numbers!?
22nd...8....2008...
22nd August 2008!?
KUS! YOUR BIRTHDAY!
*slams drum*
WHICH IS TODAY!!!
*slams drum*
WOoOOoO~O~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*slams drum*
MAAAAAJIDE!!!!!!
Sorry you had to read so much crap... I didnt know what else to say so yeah =D Have a happy day, enjoy your day, enjoy your sweet sixteen and may everything you wish for come true, and good luck in everything you do! And good luck for you test! WoOOoOO~
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