MARCUS TAN LI KHEE IS 16 TODAY!!!! HE'S OLDER HE'S WISER HE'S CRAZIER THAN BEFORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BUT NEVER UNDERESTIMATE HIM COZ EVEN THOUGH HE'S OLDER, HE'LL STILL BE HIMSELF NEVERTHELESS! HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT KID IN YOUR HEARTS THAT YOU WANT TO PINCH HIM LIKE NUTS AND LAUGH ALONG WITH HIM! I DONT KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, IF I NEVER MET HIM, HOW THE WORLD WOULD LOOK BLEAK WITHOUT HIM MAKING ME WHO I AM NOW. Mr. P, ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

They say 1 year older, 1 year wiser,

they just mean you're 1 year closer to your driving license.

2 years are coming, two years are going,

your body is starting to mutate and its showing.

3 years to go, before you can get drunk,

make sure you know what to do with that body in your trunk.

4 years ago, you got your picture taken,

that picture will be used if you go to prison.
5 years to go, before you're 21.

dont stop smiling now, you're still having fun.

6 years to go, till you finish school,

dont go getting laid yet like a fool.

7 years is running, time to clean up your act,

make sure you get rid of all the skeletons, cobwebs and crack.

8 years to go, before you go out looking,

make sure you can find someone who is good in cooking.

9 years to come, you're 25.

by now you should be married to your wife.

10 years from now, you should think about kids.

the small and cute ones in which your pockets can fit.

11 years are coming now, its time you get a job,

in the dentistry section, where you deal with drills and clogs.

12 years are falling, down on your head,

you're 28 now, its time you plan your schedule way ahead.

13 years from now, its 3-0 minus one.

it will me one more year for you to have your fun.

14 years to go, you're the big 3-0!

lets hope you have made up your mind to travel the world.

15 is here, i think i've made it clear

make sure you enter your 30s by facing your fears!

16 on the dot, you're 32 if not.

lets hope you havent begun to rot.

so you see my dear friend,

you're future is short.

mistakes to be amended,

peace making is the resort.

lets hope you take this poem to heart

dont ignore it like an old fart.

remember it well remember it long,

just like your old nickname long dong!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUS!!